What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 02:45

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Catatonics & High Colonics

Thumbs down again.

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Still no good

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

They put up a sign reading

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So, the docs changed it to read

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in ...

How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?

No way

Freaks and Cheeks

No go.

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What is it that gives a man who is a submissive cock sucker his most pleasure?

Next, they tried...

Nuts and Butts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Then came..

How quickly can you gain muscle by only consuming milk and chicken breasts, without using any supplements such as creatine or whey isolate?

So they tried

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

How do I beat domestic battery charges against my covert narcissist husband who is lying and playing the victim?

Everyone loved it.

Loons and Moons

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Minds and Behinds

share office space ...

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