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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
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Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What is it that gives a man who is a submissive cock sucker his most pleasure?
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Minds and Behinds
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